I don’t even know who I am!

oj dw i… I like cheese and wine and rock’n'roll and rolling around with my boys. I miss the sunshine… I also miss learning Welsh. I can’t program to save myself, but I seem to be expected to do so. I like two-wheeled transport. I write without planning, hence the lack of structure. I love two kinds of Perry, but only one kind of J. There are two kinds of ‘Baby G’ in my home – one is a digital watch which I’m ambivalent about, the other is the third love of my life (in chronological terms, not stature).

To be fair, I only love one kind of Perry. The other I just enjoy sipping on a Saturday evening.