Charming!
April 5, 2008
Took Pip and his mate (L.) for a bit of skate park fun. They were thrilled to have the park to themselves so they could take turns pushing the tricycle up the little ramp and thinking about riding it down again…
They were a bit disconcerted when a couple of teenage boys turned up with a bmx. They took turns yelling “Go away, you two!” at them, and kept it up for a good few minutes until the bigger boys complied.
A while later, the swings beckoned. However, shortly after they’d started swinging, a couple of skaters turned up in the skate park and started skating around. Pip and L. started yelling out again, but this time got a little more creative with it:
Go away, you two!
Go away, you two!
Go away into the toilet!
Cut your arms off!
Cut your belly off!
Cut your nose off!
Throw a glass at you!
Put a car on you!
Put a real car on you and you bleed, and we don’t put any band-aids on you!
Put a truck on you!
Cut your poo off!
Cut your willy off!
Cut your big ears off!
Cut your boobies off!
Cut your back off!
Break up the skate park!
Break the skate park and take the fence away!
I wasn’t encouraging them… honest. Unless you count giggling uncontrollably, and the absence of active discouragement.
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J | April 7, 2008 at 11:42 pm
I wish I knew which one said what. I wonder if I could guess… Some things sound definitely very Pip-ish!
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Perditia | April 8, 2008 at 12:21 pm
Very nice.
TK (19 months) has a toy kangaroo that he calls ‘Fuk’. We have no idea where this name came from but we do our best to keep from laughing when he uses it.
A couple of nights ago he asked for his toys because he was going to bed and I handed them over. “Oh, bear” he said lovingly, followed by “oh, fuk”.
We are making a point of calling Fuk by his alternative name, which is Roo.
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plumsource | April 8, 2008 at 1:31 pm
These are really funny! I especially like “cut your poo off”, that is a well crafted insult if ever I heard one.
I also have to tell you that I’ve tagged your blog for a meme. Hope you don’t mind.
Someone else tagged me and I didn’t have a clue what it meant! Clicking here http://familyshenanigans.wordpress.com/2008/04/08/im-it/
might help explain if you’re a cyber-ninny like me! Hope it’s ok.
Cheers!
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mother of a son | April 29, 2008 at 9:46 pm
Eat your bottom!
I wish i could be as in touch with my aggression as these little boys!